Medic Demotivational Poster
COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
POKING FUN -
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
THATS JUST SILLY -
UNWRITTEN RULES -
IRISH CURE FOR EVERYTHING -
MEDICINE - Seems like you have a major case of being a punk I'm prescribing a heavy dose of man the hell up.
I HAVE A SORE THROAT -
FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level
A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.
LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine
Mr Yuk -
PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.
DADDY ALWAYS SAID - Just cause it's killing your liver, don't mean it ain't medicine.
SPLIT PERSONALITY - I wonder if Medicare will pay the treatment for both of them?
YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? -
GINGER ALE -
CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD
HAITI SUPPORT -
Crotchety's Medical Dictionary -
And He Said... -
NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.
MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.
MUNCHAUSEN'S BY PROXY -
THAT 70'S HEARTBURN - Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, ohh what a relief it is . . .
SOCIALIZED MEDICINE - Some people HOPE you will pay for their poor choices!!!
FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!
SORRY - I do not know zis "Doktor Freeman."
PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them
SEEMS LEGIT -
DR STRANGE - I didn't spend six years in Strange Medical School to be called *Mr Strange*!!
WHITE LAB COATS -
DOCTOR - Zat's Doctor assisted homicide
Life or death -
It's Okay Not To Ask -
MEDICAL ADVICE -
BAD MEDICINE -
grammar nazis -
IRONY IN A SINGLE SNAPSHOT -
IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.
MEDICS - may do it from behind, but nobody really likes it.
DR. HOOK & THE MEDICINE SHOW - Sometimes I kill the living, sometimes I raise the dead; Sometimes I just say 'Screw it all!' and crawl back into bed and get my rocks off
CALCULATED RISK -
LIFE SUPPORT -
PERSONAL HYGIENE -
THE BEST MEDICINE -
YES IT WAS -
THE PASTOR ASKED -
Health Care -
GENETIC PREDISPOSITION -
Empty Promise -
THE SWELLING -
Positive Thinking -
Bottom Shelf -
cotton mouth -
Martin Shkreli -
A BLOOD TEST -
MY PHYSICAL -
MEDICAL ADVICE -