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Medic Demotivational Poster

COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-

TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.29/5

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440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 9:45 pm
THAT GUY says "Whats the use of wearing "CAMO-FLAGE" if you're going to wear a reflective pt-belt? Did it match your eyes or something?"
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 10:10 am
Yep, and Combat Medics and Corpsman are always treated like demigods by the units they treat.
me4891 - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am
Agree. Fortunately never had to call one, but saw my guy run head first into the **** without a second thought.

COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?



TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me



TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.72/5

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MEDICINE - Seems like you have a major case of being a punk I'm prescribing a heavy dose of man the hell up.

TAGS: medicine manhood
Rating: 4.12/5


TAGS: medicine full circle
Rating: 4.92/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:45 am
In other words, nothing's changed.
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 6:02 pm
Deevolution? 5/5

FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level

A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.

TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

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smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars ***ed together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumsh**tyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.

LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine

TAGS: medical clowns
Rating: 2.39/5

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xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
this guy is like "man, you're f*** up!"
The Joker - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
Wrong. It's -always- the best medicine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho hi hi hi hi hi hi hahahahaha.

Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.

PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.

TAGS: psychiatrist doctors medication drugs
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:00 pm
And the gang that protects them. The FDA
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
Man, you guys have all the luck. Here I am, stuck with a naturopathic shrink.
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 2:11 pm
Got The Same Thing .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
After I asked mine if the prescribed meds were going to help me, he said quote, "I don't know, but we're going to find out." And I'm thinking, WTF?
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:55 pm
Tell Me About It !


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L

DADDY ALWAYS SAID - Just cause it's killing your liver, don't mean it ain't medicine.

TAGS: whiskey medicine
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:54 pm
I'll Drink To That.

SPLIT PERSONALITY - I wonder if Medicare will pay the treatment for both of them?

YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation

TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we **** too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)



TAGS: medicinal purposes ginger ale schwepps
Rating: 4.5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:42 pm
Hmm... my response would have to be, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body and still like the ladies best. Funny, how things just work out right sometimes, eh? (The chubby guy looks like a Hawaiian beach party entre`)
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:26 pm
Canada Dy? False advertising. My two four of Blue and 26oz of Wisers beg to differ...tee hick
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:23 pm
Sure Thedge...if you were gal and stranded on that d*** island you would of preferred death. Look at the male gene pool you had to chose from!
GaryO - November 7, 2014, 8:41 am
Well, I've attempted to drink Canada Dry several times, but, man, they've got a lot of booze up there...aye lot.
MashiMashi - November 7, 2014, 5:59 am
3 different parties, i asked 3 different people what should i bring, no-one said Ginger-ale. i was planning on adding a couple sh**s of my hostes's I rish whiskey to it (BIG GINGER)and "NINJA-LIPPING" it all to myself but now it's the community bottle.
Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 8:51 pm
schwepps and canada dry are two different companies, and lots of people drink it in canada.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:26 pm
Yessir. Ginger does a body GOOD! (MaryAnn ain't bad either)

CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD


Crotchety's Medical Dictionary -

TAGS: crotchety medical dictionary restless leg
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:18 am
You could've taught Paul Reubens a thing or two, lol.... oh, jeez, this is going nowhere good :-D
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:16 am
that is why I play with myself... to prevent "public twitching" 5L COC
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 12:37 pm
Thanks Capt. Glad you like. I believe a leg twitching is its way of begging for activity lest it dies. Just like any body part... twiddling thumbs... uh, I'll stop there, lol.
CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:13 am
I've always thought this as well. If your legs are restless, go do something with them.

And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D

NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.

TAGS: i am a medical marvel hmmm yeah boyee
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:58 pm

MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.


TAGS: the wonders of modern medicine
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:43 am
5L. Munchausen is german for chocolate milk, right?
Sean - October 6, 2009, 4:25 pm

THAT 70'S HEARTBURN - Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, ohh what a relief it is . . .

SOCIALIZED MEDICINE - Some people HOPE you will pay for their poor choices!!!

TAGS: obama socialized medicine
Rating: 2.59/5

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guest - June 26, 2009, 4:01 pm
*claps* Told you dumbasses.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:30 pm
We will be paying for his poor choices for a long time.

FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!

TAGS: new york city police department fire department ems paramedics
Rating: 1.64/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:11 am
FDNY deserves a rest (and a snack) anytime they want.

SORRY - I do not know zis "Doktor Freeman."

TAGS: g man medic tf2 half life 2 hl2
Rating: 1.55/5

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Solgard - October 19, 2009, 10:12 am
very very unfunny

PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them

TAGS: medical monkeys animals
Rating: 1.48/5


TAGS: women medical condition
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Airman - March 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
lol. Gracias Senor
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 11:20 am
OR the puppy with closed eyes could be a b**** with closed eyes meaning it's female with closed eyes which links back to the woman who, I a**ume, slept-walked with closed eyes . . . Thank me for the explanation only when you have that untreated woman...
Airman - March 28, 2012, 11:14 am
he looks like he's sleep walking.. consider it artistic license.. or too lazy to go find another image
GirlsWithCarrots - March 27, 2012, 9:42 pm
I don't get it. Well, I do, but what's with the puppy?

DR STRANGE - I didn't spend six years in Strange Medical School to be called *Mr Strange*!!


TAGS: medication nest pills
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 12:56 am
Yep, you don't mess with Big Nurse.
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Because you're cuckoo. It's either that or a lobmotomy. Yes, I like Juicyfruit.


DOCTOR - Zat's Doctor assisted homicide

TAGS: medic doctor team fortress 2 tf2
Rating: 1.36/5

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Higher Powers - June 25, 2009, 7:07 pm
The hell he is! Dr. House is unbeatable with his walking-stick!
NREEEOW - February 5, 2009, 7:26 pm
Yes. Yes he is.
Khatmonsuk - January 6, 2009, 11:11 am
Dr.Cox is way better than House.

Life or death -

TAGS: medical bracelet browser delete safe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:14 am
Yep, but please make sure I'm dead...it'll take too much effort to find all them sites again. Teehee
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:12 am
Burn baby burn!
EmilioDumphque - December 5, 2013, 2:00 am
Ain't dat da trooth!
Silverheart - December 4, 2013, 8:34 pm

To be safe, soak my 'puter in gasoline and torch it.

It's Okay Not To Ask -



TAGS: medicine disease remedy doctor nurse
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - February 4, 2013, 8:46 pm
The video was awesome also.
CloudchaserS - February 4, 2013, 11:11 am
Liking this because I remember when that song was new!


TAGS: medical humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - September 8, 2015, 11:26 pm
Ye spelling is still way off. It's spelt Henny Youngman.
nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 11:18 pm
Dangerfield. Pity, I can't edit.
nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 11:18 pm
This is like a rodney dengerfield joke. He's the guy who invented the joke "Take my wife. Please."
lgvernon - June 1, 2013, 1:30 pm

5OOOOOOOOOOO glad to be making them again! Thanks, RL!~
Reality Lord - June 1, 2013, 1:11 pm

5ooooooooooooo glad to be seeing these again :)

Dude -

TAGS: paramedics cactus prickly man
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2014, 9:24 am
That's what happens when you decide to go off the highway to take a leak...poor bugger! Thanks for the vote Jesus.
JesusWept - May 5, 2014, 12:20 pm
Ouch X 5

grammar nazis -

TAGS: nazis grammar taste own medicine
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - August 12, 2013, 7:30 pm
oh how I HATE it when that happen5!
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 4:14 pm

This is GRATE!

antidepressants -


IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.


MEDICS - may do it from behind, but nobody really likes it.

TAGS: tf2 medic behind
Rating: 1.5/5

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Jmac0585 - October 19, 2009, 10:21 am
I don't know. I had one of Brad Childress wearing his new headset, with the caption "Ya followin' me camera guy?" a reference to the shamwow Phenom that is Vince. NFE...
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 10:14 am
how did this pass the mods patented "Not Funny Enough" ? *scratches head*
Solgard - October 19, 2009, 10:11 am
very unfunny

DR. HOOK & THE MEDICINE SHOW - Sometimes I kill the living, sometimes I raise the dead; Sometimes I just say 'Screw it all!' and crawl back into bed and get my rocks off


TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 9:42 am
LOL! Nice double entandre, Cern! groooaaaaan! 5 ROTFL lions!

Medicinal -

TAGS: vintage ads medicine smoking cures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:45 pm
Depends...what colour is it?
MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:45 pm
I could probably do a pick up too if my wrinkles weren't as deep as my voice from the medicinals. Ya know how hard it is to pick up fellas when they think you're one too? OHHH truck. Got ya.
MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:39 pm
They had standards back then!
Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:45 pm
Doctor, I'm coughing up blood, is that a good thing?
concern3 - May 18, 2017, 5:02 am
If what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, I should be able to bench press a pick up truck. Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - May 17, 2017, 11:53 pm

Children under 6?! Wow.


TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:52 am



TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:43 am
Hey, you never know. Stranger things have happened.
GaryO - December 13, 2014, 7:12 pm
Hay, I’m no cricket. Connie makes a fin posture, always. Just welcoming him to the curb. (word has no idea what you are trying to say.....it just fixes what yer not saying)
Cannabal - December 13, 2014, 6:04 pm
Sum poasturz r so good they trandsend there speling airerz.
GaryO - December 13, 2014, 10:54 am
Heh...'them' what?



TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 30, 2017, 10:46 am
Thanks, cern! I suspect that many of those are fake but funny as hell anyway.
concern3 - March 30, 2017, 7:25 am
JW try “old ads”
mizzdizz - March 30, 2017, 7:24 am
The easily offended complain about modern douche/feminine hygiene ads being offensive haven't studied the history of advertising! chuckle, chuckle... Good find, Cern! Thanks for sharing!
JesusWept - March 30, 2017, 4:24 am
Where did you find that pic??


TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 28, 2017, 8:10 am
HAHAHAH....oops! ^^^^^Up




TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:44 pm
5 LOL 'cern

Health Care -

TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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Whitneymr - September 16, 2017, 6:53 am
Actually enygma it was a Wallet Biopsy.
enygma - July 3, 2017, 2:40 pm
The first procedure performed in hospitals is a Radical Walletectomy.


Empty Promise -


TAGS: medical
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 20, 2016, 10:40 pm
I'm having one of my many "fantasy moments" again...

Positive Thinking -

TAGS: drugs medicine dose pills lifetime
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 2, 2016, 9:03 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - January 2, 2016, 8:32 am
Word my favorite a 5er

Bottom Shelf -

TAGS: splendid drugs medicine back painkiller
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:33 am
Excellent observation A 5er

cotton mouth -

TAGS: medical cannabis
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:27 am
To hell with the carnival! I'm gonna stay home pretend I'm on my own ferris wheel, man.

Martin Shkreli -

TAGS: money medications fraud illegal fbi
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 3, 2016, 3:20 pm
The real crime is that you think he could have afforded to buy a few more vowels for his name.
mizzdizz - April 3, 2016, 12:50 pm
In order to prosecute successfully, the amount of evidence required is not always attainable. Some times you have to settle for whatever charges you can prove and hope they become Bubba's favorite lavorite luvchild. May he catch an incurable strain of syf
concern3 - April 3, 2016, 7:45 am
The love of money, A definite UP yours
Reality Lord - April 3, 2016, 7:09 am

but like al capone i hope he rots in jail from some horrible disease


TAGS: medical
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - February 11, 2016, 5:52 pm


TAGS: medical
Rating: 4.72/5

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concern3 - February 7, 2016, 5:04 pm
I believe the punch line is "where were you last week when I was in the p**** willows"
MissPriss - February 7, 2016, 2:41 pm
Reminds me about a joke I know about golfers, off the green, the bush and b***ercups. d***ed if I can remember the punch line...teehee. 5er 'cern.


TAGS: medical
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - January 20, 2016, 12:26 pm

...then again....lol
lgvernon - January 20, 2016, 7:43 am

Good to know. Very good to know.